wilfredowen:

if you ask me for boyfriend advice i’ll literally be like “idk man dump him he’s boring men are boring”

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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dallonvveekes:

My entire life is just waiting for fall out boy to do things

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

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