• High-School Teachers:You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student:I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor:lol same.
  • majiinboo:

    • Do not forget Michael Brown
    • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
    • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
    • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
    • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
    • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
    • Do not forget Ferguson 

    (via d3ssins)

    meladoodle:

    nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

    (Source: meladoodle, via d3ssins)

    jonasbrothers:

    when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

    (Source: jonasbrothers, via d3ssins)

    mescalineforbreakfast:

    Kinda wanna have sex

    Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

    Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

    (via d3ssins)